You are famous Benjamin

Maybe “infamous” is a better choice of words there.

Remember  the guy who ripped off a bunch of fly shops in Colorado?  Well, he has a face and a name in this story via the Drake (which I found on Moldy Chum).

Turns out his name is Benjamin Michael Whalen.  Things are not going well in his life and they are going to get worse.

Buddy... buck up for the big house.