I’m just going to pretend I’m here…
I already know who I’m going to vote for, and odds are good if you don’t know, you at least know which party. We could have the whole thing wrapped up in a couple hours if were were really industrious (and I wish we were). Instead, it will be all false modesty and ginned up outrage and plans for this and plans for that and, sadly, we’ll eat it up like an Androsian bone going after something with lots of rubber legs and craft fur.
Oh, I’d rather all the politicians just shut up and put as much effort into making things right as they do in pointing out everything that is wrong.
However, since that goes against the laws of politics, I’m just going to pretend I’m at the Slack Tide, having a Kalik and enjoying some good company and that no one is talking politics.
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