I have some rules when I’m fishing regarding beer.
- There should be beer.
- You don’t get to have a beer until you get a fish.
- See rule #2.
- Disregard rule #2 if you feel like you need a beer.
Yes, I know it is full of contradictions, but so is life.
- If you liked the story above, check out these stories below
- Beer Blog and Belize (1.000)
- My Upper Sac (1.000)
Mine are similar:
1. There should be beer.
2. You don’t get to have one until you catch a fish.
3. See Rule # 2.
4. If you want one and have yet to catch a fish blame it on the lack of beer drinking with, “I know what the problem is.” *Cracks beer*
I am all about fixing the blame.