Based on a fictional story.
We will begin boarding soon.
We will first welcome our Super Elite Diamond members,
Followed by our Golden Elite Ruby members,
Our Silver Elite Sapphire members
Followed by our Bronze Semi-Elite Visa Card Holders
And then our Tin Chalice members.
We will then board families with children under two, members of the military, Nobel Prize Winners and Survivor Winners.
We then will board our Super Special Semi-Special members,
Followed by C-list celebrities, then D-list celebrities.
Then we will board those in Group 1.
After that… if we must… we might let the rest of you jerks on the plane who didn’t pay us extra money to board early. If we have room.
I’m not making any promises though.