Every year there is a new threat… usually several. They have the potential to obliterate that beautiful flat, flatten that idyllic beach shack and really jack up your vacation.
Yes… I’m talking about Hurricanes. I think this has gone on long enough (since the beginning of time is really, really long time). I hereby call upon the UN, the Trilateral Commission, the Free Masons and Oprah (and maybe Apple) to confront this problem and put the resources needed toward ending this scourge (my money is on Oprah).
Stay safe out there all you island folks. I’ll be thinking of you as we head into the Fall with the swirling bastards coming your way (and hopefully missing by a wide, wide margin).
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