23
Oct 12

Ted Williams and his Bonefish Special

Yeah, didn’t know that Ted Williams had a bat he called the “Bonefish Special.” I find that kind of cool.

Description: Unique Ted Williams Louisville Slugger “Bonefish Special” baseball bat fishing rod. Full size Louisville Slugger Ted Williams 125 model bat which was custom fashioned for Williams to be a fishing rod with “BONEFISH SPECIAL” titling. The body of the bat features red taped ‘rings” which also hold the line eyelets in place with a fly fishing reel at the handle area. Includes a vintage black and white 5″x7″ image of Williams posing with a group of bonefish: EX

The bat sold at the auction for $1,600.


21
Oct 12

Swimsuits and Dead Bonefish

I don’t get Sports Illustrated and so I don’t get the oh so sporty Swimsuit Edition. While at my folks’ place over the weekend I managed to glimpse at the SE from SI (for the articles) and I stumbled upon this gem from a Bahamas photo shoot.

Hey, what do you have in the net there? Wait… what the… THAT’S A DAMN BONEFISH! Bastards!

Ugh. Really SI?  Really? You need a fish for that very plausible set up you have going on there and you get a dead bonefish for that?  There are a lot of fish around there and you couldn’t get a snapper or jack or something? You had to kill a bonefish for that very educational bit of sports related journalism?

I’m not a fan.


20
Oct 12

Feeling my age

I am really feeling my age right now. Bonefishing may be more challenging than trout fishing, but it is not more demanding. Today was demanding, physically, and right now I’m more than a tad sore. We’ll see how tomorrow goes.

A lot of time on the tracks today, walking

I fished for something like 9 hours today. This was in a tight river canyon, walking the tracks, wading, climbing up banks, down embankments… physical stuff. Hard stuff.

I wobbled a few times, skating off rocks only to catch myself just at the last second, except for once, when I didn’t and got a nice refreshing October bath in the river, water down the waders all the way to my feet, which got to stay wet for the next 4 hours.

I caught fish… a lot of fish really. I caught more than most people ever catch here, but then most people don’t fish it right, don’t cover enough water, don’t push as hard as they need to. I had 22 fish in the net or to hand. For me it was a decent day, but it could have been better. There were stretches without fish and there were probably 15 or more fish that didn’t stay hooked. This river and I go way back, it produces for me.

One of many.

Right now, now I feel my age. I feel the strain in my shoulder from high sticking and the dull throb in my knees from climbing and hiking and falling. My whole back is sore and I am exhausted. There was a time I wouldn’t have felt too bad after a day getting after it like this, but those days were years ago. Now, now I am in some pain, although blunted by the three beers with dinner at the Dunsmuir Brewery Works.

It is harder to catch a bonefish than a trout, but I’m going to say it is harder, physically, to catch 20 trout than to catch 20 bonefish. To catch 20 bonefish you have to find happy fish and a lot of them, which sometimes happens. To catch 20 trout you have to climb and wade and walk and keep casting, casting, casting. You have to be relentless in your pursuit of the fish.

Good for about 5 fish. This riffle is one of my favorite places, anywhere.

I’m glad I was out there and I hope I have many, many more days like this in my future. Out there, all by myself, just the river, the fish and me, it is strangely peaceful. The aches, though, I could do without the aches.


19
Oct 12

My Parent River

I know it sounds ridiculous to say that the river was upset with me. It can’t really get upset at me, it isn’t a thing capable of carrying a grudge.

However, the river was upset with me and it was carrying a grudge.

It was never my river, not really. I fished it a bit over the span of a couple of years and got to know it a little bit, like a second cousin. The river is big and broad, cold and fast. The trout are unreasonably large and the river is open all year long. The only thing the river lacks is a really dependable and prodigious hatch, the kind that people come for from around the world. It doesn’t have that, not really.

The Lower Sacramento. Big, broad, fast.

It has a hatch, a massive hatch, the Mother’s Day Caddis Hatch. I’ve seen millions in the air at one time, rafts of caddis floating down the river and not a single nose poking up to take them off the surface. The fish eat nymphs all year and eggs, when that sort of thing is happening.

Now, that sort of thing is happening.

Me.

As I walked out into the water at the Posse Grounds I could see salmon. Living, swimming, powerful and full of rot and fungus. These fish are near the end of their journey, but they still have a redd to make, a mate to find and then there is the dying. Where there are salmon, there are salmon eggs and trout that eat salmon eggs get large… really large.

But, as I mentioned, the river was upset. I haven’t visited this river in a few years and it has been keeping track. I fished for three hours and only touched one fish, a salmon, snagged, which I quickly popped off. The river was clearly giving me the cold shoulder. It wasn’t going to give it up.

I had my choice of water, I had flies that have worked there before, the rig has worked there many, many times. My casting was looking pretty good as I pounded out cast after cast after cast, Nothing.

“Too little, too late.”

Three hours of standing there watching the water go by and I decided to head back to the river that really is mine.  My river is a few miles upstream, the same river, but also totally different. This one I know. This one is like a parent. This river has taught me so much, has been there for me through good and bad and has so often given up the goods.  I’ve put my time in on this river and it wasn’t going to be angry. This river loves me like a child, always and forever no matter how long it goes between calls.

The tracks and the river. Companions.

It wasn’t angry. An hour of fishing brought four trout to hand as the sun, already hidden by clouds, slid behind the Western rim of the canyon. I picked apart one run of nice pocket water, fishing a short line, which always seems to find the fish. Wading knee deep and sometimes deeper, I moved slowly and surely so as not to orphan my child or widow my wife. Studs and a wading staff help.

Hello lover.

Upper Sacramento Sunset

Then, I was done. I had caught fish, the sun was down and it was time to go.

This river still loved me.


15
Oct 12

I’m doing it wrong

I have no idea what I’m doing on a pier. I didn’t grow up with them and have spent precious little time on them in the years since. The idea of pier fishing is really foreign to me. The whole bait-cast-sit-wait thing is just not what I’ve generally considered fishing.

Enter the Dumbarton Pier. It is about 4 minutes away from where I live now. My girl wants to fish. Heck, I want to fish.

So, I get a rod (the rod/reel combo was $50) and some hooks and some swivels and some shrimp and I’m good to go… right?

Oh, but I don’t have any idea what I’m doing. I can figure out the rig easy enough, but I don’t know what to do beyond huck the rig out as far as I can and then sit there and wait for “something” to happen. There are new things to learn, new rigs, new environments, new tactics, new things to look for, to pay attention to. I’m not likely to become a devotee to pier fishing. I still want to fish with a fly, but when life gives you lemons (and the Bay Area is pretty much lemons from a fly fishing perspective), you might want to learn to fish off the pier.

Luckily, others weren’t as incompetent as I was and my daughter got to touch a Seven Gilled Spotted Cow Shark, which was kind of awesome.

Cool shark.


10
Oct 12

The Keys, Coming to Me

It isn’t often you get the Keys to show up in your mailbox. Really, I would have thought they were way too big to do that. However, that’s what just happened.

Bill Horn’s book “Seasons on the Flats” arrived today and it appears to be a really excellent primer for Keys Bound anglers. This isn’t a “how-to” or “Where are they biting” kind of book. It follows the season, the main sections of the book tracking with Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter and you get a sense of what is happening with the keys, the history and ecology of the place.

Another thing I dig about the book is that the illustrations are done by Bob White, who has some serious skills on full display.

Get this book.

The Keys, in book form.

 

 


07
Oct 12

Sunday Grab Bag

Ok, just a bunch of stuff that I’d like to share with you, the readers/anglers/bonefish addicts.

Here’s looking at you.


06
Oct 12

Missing tails

The sun is wrong.

The clouds are up.

The glare is in my eyes.

I’m looking for a clue, a sign, a give away. I’m looking for a tail, wagging off in the distance, reflecting light off of blue edged silver, a sign saying “Here I Am.”

There is nervous water and where you see that, fantastic. However, I have likely cast to more schools of mullet or lord-knows-what hoping they were bones, only to find that they were something “else.” Hopeful, I’ve made the cast and crouched down, making the strip, anticipating the pull, only for there to be… well… nothing and seconds later a school of small, nervous fish passing me by, busy not being bonefish.

I know they tail. They tail in photos and in stories and in films and in emails, blog posts, message board posts and casual conversations.  They tail in my mind.

Why aren’t they tailing, like, now? When I need them to tail?

They tail or I am just out here for a walk, just out soaking up the sun and the saltwater.

Scanning the water I make one pass trying to look in the water, which hasn’t worked well, and another looking on the water for that nervous water and waving tails. A lifeguard scans the water looking at each face, trying to see individuals instead of a mass of people. You can’t pick out a swimmer in distress by looking at the mass. You have to see the distress on someone’s face. In the same way I try to scan the water without just seeing the expanse of the flat, but trying to focus on each section, each feature, each moving shadow to confirm or reject the question at hand, trying to discern if there is a bonefish there, or there, or there, or there.

A tail. That’s what I need in the failing light, under the grey sky, over the turtle grass, with the glare, without it. A tail is definitive. It won’t be a jack or a mullet or a cormorant.

Sometimes, most of the time, they just aren’t there. These are not my trained monkeys. They do not perform on command.

It happens seldom enough to make it frustratingly and fantastically unpredictably wonderful when they pop up and announce…

Here I Am.

Photo by Jasper Vos

Come and get me. (photo by Jasper Vos)

Johan Persson Friberg

This is it. (photo by Johan Persson Friberg)

 


05
Oct 12

Things I’d rather do than watch politics on TV

  1. Tie flies
  2. Watch Buccaneers and Bones on TV
  3. Figure out what weight those Mystery Lines are in the garage
  4. Organize my fly boxes
  5. slam my nads in a drawer
  6. recreational dentistry
  7. Get a facial tattoo
  8. Housewives Marathon
  9. Eat at the Three Day Old Sushi place
  10. Have a long conversation with the “Impeach Obama” guys who have the Obama + Hitler mustache posters (I hate those guys)

I hope to make better use of my time.


03
Oct 12

Flatswalker and a fish he’d never seen before

For those of you new to the site, you may not know it, but I have a pretty strong opinion about the blog Flatswalker.com. Basically, I think it is fuqueing awesome.

This is from a recent post:

Within minutes I removed the hook and gently rubbed the head of a bonefish I’d never seen before.

That line just kind of jumped out at me. “… a bonefish I’d never seen before.” Of course, he’s seen plenty of bonefish, but this individual fish, probably not. I tend to think of uncaught bonefish as a single entity, the ones I have not caught yet. Fish caught become memories of places or trips or people I’m with. I forget that each fish really is its own, discrete and singular being and that of all the fish out there, well, I’ve known very few personally.

Love his writing. Find more here.