10
Aug 10

My almost job in the Bahamas

A few years back I was up for a job in the Bahamas.  There was an opening for Executive Director of the Treasure Cay Community Foundation.  They don’t even have a website.  The job paid $50K and came with free housing.

I was actually pretty qualified for the job, having played a key role in building a rural community foundation in Northern CA and having worked at one of the world’s largest community foundations in Silicon Valley. I’m actually kind of good at the whole philanthropy/community-building thing.

I sent in my resume and cover letter and heard back that I was in the running.  Then, they went radio silent and I never heard from them again.

At that point, I hadn’t even caught a bonefish.  I had never even been to the Bahamas.  What a ride that would have been.

I almost worked here

I can't imagine if I had gotten that job...

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04
Aug 10

I don’t think bonefish french kiss

Owner of Nautilus Reels, Kristen Mustad sent me a couple of pictures of a bonefish tongue.  This particular fish fell victim to the cold snap back in January and was given to one of the Nautilus employees by a bonefish researcher.

All I can say is… WOW.

Dude.

That is a bonefish tongue

Wild

Side view.

Perfect for crushing that little crab against the bonefish’s crushing plate on the top of its mouth.

Now you know… and “knowing is half the battle.”


02
Aug 10

Bonefish Tattoo, Take 2

Angler Bill Hegberg saw my post about a bonefish tand sent along his own.  He got this tattoo 15 years ago when he was still a “businessman” and so his tat is only visible when he was barefoot on the bow of a boat.

Nice.

Nice bonefish tattoo.

I’m not really a tattoo person, but that’s cool and I kind of want one.


01
Aug 10

Dear Andrew Zimmerman

Bizarre Foods Guy,

You are not Hawaiian.  If you were Hawaiian I would have had way less of a problem with you macking on some bonefish.  However, you aren’t.  Around the world bonefish are worth far, far more alive than dead.  Bonefish are a source of income to a small fleet of boats and small numbers of fly fishing guides but the money spent by anglers who travel the world in search of bonefish is substantial.  Other folks have figured this out and bonefish are now illegal to kill in places like the Bahamas and Belize.  Sure, there are people around the world with a cultural heritage of eating bonefish, but, dude, that isn’t your heritage.  Don’t eat bonefish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RotV-ANvz54&hl=en_US&fs=1

Seriously?  Don’t eat bonefish.


31
Jul 10

Bonefish Tattoo

Bonefish Tatoo

tails up.

Best Hunting or Fishing Tattoo Contest | Field & Stream.

You knew there had to be at least one out there.

Not mine, I  have a natural covering of polka dots that really wouldn’t jive with ink.


31
Jul 10

Lots and lots of bonefish

Now, that’s just a mess of bonefish… chillax’n… which is odd given the proximity of the shark that swims by.  This is in Exuma.


29
Jul 10

Free Nautilus Reels Ringtones

My wife has a special ringtone, Oh, Mexico (we love Mexico) and while James Taylor is nice, I’ve really wanted the singing of a reel for other ringtones.  I even tried to make my own reel screaming ringtone, it didn’t work out, although we are still friends.

I was pointed to the website of Nautilus Reels (favorite reel of Joe Gonzalez) by company owner Kristen Mustad (yes, as in the hooks).

Low and behold, there they are… three to choose from.

Free Nautilus Reels Ringtones – Nautilus Reels.

Nice looking reel there.

Hear it sing.

For the iPhone you might need to know how to make any MP3 into a ringtone, and how to change file extensions.


22
Jul 10

You are famous Benjamin

Maybe “infamous” is a better choice of words there.

Remember  the guy who ripped off a bunch of fly shops in Colorado?  Well, he has a face and a name in this story via the Drake (which I found on Moldy Chum).

Turns out his name is Benjamin Michael Whalen.  Things are not going well in his life and they are going to get worse.

Not good at all.

Buddy... buck up for the big house.


16
Jul 10

Lori-Ann Murphy at El Pescador via ESPN

AMBERGRIS CAYE, Belize — “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this,” I asked.

OK, not a very original line but this time an honest question.

Lori-Ann Murphy is the fishing and guest relation’s host for one of the best fishing and most famous lodges in the tropics, El Pescador Lodge in the Central American country of Belize.

via Slam: Six degrees of Kevin Bacon – ESPN.

Lori-Ann is also in the new fly fishing show Buccaneers and Bones, the successor to Pirates of the Flats.

Lori-Ann Murphy


13
Jul 10

Interview with Shane Kohlbeck

Shane Kohlbeck is a friend of mine, working as a guide out of Redding, CA, which is pretty much Trout Central for California.  Shane works for The Fly Shop, one of the biggest fly shops anywhere.  Not only does The Fly Shop guide on the Lower Sacramento River, a river that is fishable almost every day of the year, but they have the physical shop, an on-line catalog, private waters… even a real estate venture.  As you might expect, they also book international travel… a lot of it.   Since Shane is one of the better anglers you could ever hope to meet and because he has some saltwater credentials, he was sent to evaluate the fishery on a remote, very remote fishery in the South Pacific.  Sounds good, doesn’t it?  Turns out to be a great diet plan.

Here’s my interview with Shane about that experience.

What was the name of the island you were on?

Two names, Penrhyn, and the local name is Tongareva. It’s north of Rarotonga and  south of Christmas Island.

Not a bad looking place.

What’s the main challenge in getting there?

Once a week flights, and that’s it.

From where, how long does it take?

From Rarotonga, the capital island of the Cook Islands, it was probably about 4, 4.5 hours in a little duel prop plane and we had to stop and refuel on Aitutaki.

Is that a little scary, the travel there?

Yeah.  There’s not much dry ground and what’s there is frigging tiny.  The islands are all pretty small, so it’s a little sketchy.

How built up is the fishery there?

It’s not, that’s why I went.  Originally, only a few guys had ever fly fished there, some guys out of Australia.

What do you think the potential is for a Penrhyn to develop as a fly fishing destination?

Not so good.  That was pretty much the conclusion after I came home.  I got sent there to fish it for two months straight to figure out if it could handle a groups of 6-8 anglers a week at a time fishing throughout the season or for an extended season.

The water temps were critically warm by noon on a lot of the days, on the decent weather days.  On shitty weather days we had good water all day.  But when the summer came and the storms were all gone and the heat showed up and stayed, especially on neap tides were the worst when we didn’t have a lot of tidal fluctuation, it wouldn’t circulate the water enough in the lagoons, there’s only two places water came in and out of the lagoon and the lagoon was 9 miles by 12 miles approximately… so it needed a good tidal flush to keep the water in the lagoon cool… and that’s what happened on those hot, sticky calm days, especially during the neap tide weeks, not enough tidal flush and by 12-1 the  water temps on the flats were hitting 90, 91.  We would catch  fish up to 87, 88, after that, we wouldn’t get them.  They’d take off.

The flats themselves are just on the inside rim of the entire  lagoon.  There really weren’t any pancake flats or separated flats.  It was all on the inside of the lagoon. There were zero  flats on the outside, all hard coral and pounding surf.

Where there other species you could target beyond bonefish?

You can catch Bluefin Trevally until your arms fall off. There were Bluefins all over the place.  I never did see GT’s, they are around, I just never saw them.  They are usually on the outside.  The Bluefin were a lot of fun and then there are a lot of little snappers and a little fish called the sweetlips, and goat fish with the little whiskers coming off their chin, on the outside I caught wahoo, yellowfin tuna, sailfish, shark, African pompano, barracuda… I never did get dogtooth tuna, but they are out there a lot.  On the outside we had a lot of fishing opportunities.  We’d have to go out there pretty much every couple of nights to fill the coolers because, ya know, there were no stores to go shopping.

Nice Bluefin

You get sick of seafood in a situation like that?

Yeah, I lost 20 pounds.  Rice and coconut products and fish. Once in a great while we’d get some chicken or something like that flown in, but lettuce or fresh produce?  Out of the question.  None of that.  Lot of rice, lot of toast… peanut butter and jelly… stuff that doesn’t spoil.

On a good day, when everything came together there, was the fishing remarkable or was it so-so?

I had  probably one of the best days of my bonefishing career there… next to one of my better days on Christmas. As fast as I could get ‘em in and get ‘em off the hook and recast I’d get another  one.  They were coming from all directions.  Multiple fish caught with less than five feet of fly line out of the tip of the rod. To where you couldn’t stip anymore, you had to jerk the rod to keep the fly moving to get them to eat it and there weren’t spooky.  I had fish come up to me, and I’d play stork, freeze, and they’d swim around me, usually twice and then start veering away and I’d put a fly five feet to their left or right and they’d  charge it and eat it.  As long as you didn’t make any rapid movements and spook ‘em.

Penrhyn Bonefish

There were a ton of blacktips in there. A Ton.  To my knowledge I only lost one bone to a blacktip and that was post release. We figured out, I was always fishing with another Tahitian guy named Bara that I was training, we figured out how to call the blacktips.  If he had a fish on, and we noticed the blacktip getting aggressive, sniffing out the water, ya know, they can sense something is wrong, you can take your rod tip and put it in the water in front of you and thrash the water with the tip of the rod and they’d pretty much make a bee-line for it and they’d bite the tip of the rod off if you  didn’t stop doing it when they got there.  You could call the blacktips off the bones, unless they had a visual of the fish and usually they didn’t until the last second. They are just sniffing stress and they can feel it. You can call them right in… it was cool

One day I was walking the boat over some reefs, sloshing my legs and one fucker came right at me, I had to jump up in the boat.  Literally, between my legs, about a 3.5-4 foot blacktip. It wouldn’t have killed me or anything, but it would have tore my skin up a bit.

I’d imagine you were a little far away from a hospital there?

Yeah, there’s nothing there.  There’s two little communities and that’s it and I was living across the lagoon on a little private black pearl farm. There was nothing there… just us.

Is there any possibility that someone will build out a fishing operation there?

I don’t think it’s a place where a fly fishing lodge is ever going to get built.  Not with the warm water problem. It’s in the middle of nowhere, it took me 36 hours to get home.

Do you have a favorite rod and reel for bones at the moment?

Galvan Torque 8.  I’ve never had a problem with my Galvan Torque 8.  I’ve landed all kinds of shit on Torques.  G. Loomis GLX Crosscurrent 8 wt. (editor’s note, I think that might be Shane in the pic on the G. Loomis page for the Crosscurrent).   That’s what I’ve been fishing about 5 years, that Crosscurrent. It’s got the recoil guides so I don’t feel too bad about throwing that rod around a little bit.

As far as tying go, do you have anything you are liking now that’s new?

I saw an article in Fly Fishing in Salt Waters about using Fox Fur.  My Psycho Puff has had a Fox Fur wing on it since I designed it five years ago.  I also tie a little bit with badger.  It’s got some really cool qualities to it. It’s got some guard hairs with back tips what look like antennas and feelers.

I tie my own bitters and I purposely don’t use epoxy.  On spooky fish on Los R. I feel like the epoxy head on the bitters contributed to the loudness of the splashdown or set down of the fly when the fly hit the water so I purposely didn’t tie a ball of epoxy on head of my bitters in LR, I just used extra small chain bead eyes and tied the fly around that and feel like the fly landed lighter and didn’t make a big “Kabloop” like the Bitters sometimes do.

Beyond the blacktips, what have you seen out there on the water that was really unique?

One thing I’ll always remember about Penrhyn was at night, once in a while we’d have to run across the lagoon at low light and the coral heads glowed.  There were greens and blues and reds and they’d glow, in the middle of the lagoon.  It was pretty cool.

Coolest thing that happened there was probably a double hook up on sailfish… that was pretty badass.

You can hardly see that fish... perfect for its environment.

Thanks Shane.